NAME: Tanner Jon Simagna
AGE: 3 (Will be 4 April 26th)
JOB TITLE: Monster!
JOB DUTIES: Writing on walls, Cracking
real eggs in his toybox, Flooding the bathtub and bathroom and causing water to pour through the recessed lighting in the kitchen, Getting ahold of a water bottle and spraying as much as the house as he can before he gets caught, Screams and throws a fit until he gets an ice cream cone for breakfast, Refuses to share anything, Finds a screwdriver and bangs dents into the front of my dishwasher, Refuses to eat anything unless it's a John Deere color, Painting his own toenails on my kitchen floor. To name a few.
Anyone know how and where I can get my hands on these tasty little treats??? These are sooooo yum and I don't know any girl scouts!!
Every year my sister in law, Laura, who is from Lithuania, dyes these eggs with onion and other Lithuanian secret ingredients. Then we have our Lithuanian Egg War. Basically you pick your egg... 
Smash it against another person's egg and see who's doesn't crack.
You keep playing against the winners until there is one winner.
Then the winner keeps their egg in the fridge for a year and eats it next Easter (but we don't play that way. ew) Uncle Jerry won this year. He was really excited.
Are these not the best things ever!?! My nose was stuffy and running while grocery shopping so I grabbed the first tissues I saw. When I got into the car I blew my nose and......ahhhhhhhhh! They were awesome! I could breathe! Marcus was with me so I pulled one out for him even though he wasn't sick, "Try these!" Five minutes later we are driving down the road with tissues stuck up each nostril! Even if you're not sick, buy them for someone who is. You'll be their very best friend.
